1. lovingair:

    Slow cooking with electricity,

    I want fries with that!

    (Source: perroscalientes)

  2. lovingair:

    "You’re sitting in a wooden house, on a paper mat, leaning against a flammable wall. Better not knock a candle over, it might spread."

    Nice birthday hat.

    (Source: tabigarasu-nawashi)

  3. cumversatile:

    if it doesn’t hurt going in, it’s not big enough for you - more huge, raw cocks fucking bare here

    Second from last looks like he’s singing. That is so sweet. Dicks make me sing, too!

  4. maleslavetrainer:

    The slave must learn that it is total property, and that Master is the source of all things, even life itself. Dangerous, perhaps… but ownership cannot be real without it.

    (via boyryan54)

  5. hipsterpornproject:

    we <3 bro/cafuçu

    Hipster porn for ALL!

    Ride the Lightning. I want to ride his Lightning!

    (via bro-get-inside-me)

  6. cumversatile:

    Give your ass to any hard cock that wants to fuck you - but save your heart for one who treasures its value

  8. (Source: mastertex38, via eaglepx)

  9. astupidfaggot:


    abuse is exactly what i need

    Yes, I understand now counselor. I’ll take the abuse. Thanks.

    I’m accustomed to the second column. By the way, whoever made this thing has shitty English.

    (via beatfaggots)

  11. grover3:

    Whoa, boy.   Slow down.  Let that wax melt a little  more, after all it’s your birthday, you ought to enjoy your birthday candle.

    (via clevelandfag)

  12. Ripe Pits. My fave flave!

  13. bisean:

    In the sling at puploki's

    (via bootslave1978)

  14. beasst2:


    (via justawful)

  15. (Source: deliciousman, via justawful)